Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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