margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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