Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
