he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
