i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The air was thick with penises
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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