didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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