Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
