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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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