Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
