No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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