Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
FUCK WHALES
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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