we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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