Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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