Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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