I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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