I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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