Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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