I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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