its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
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So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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