Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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