I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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