He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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