i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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