Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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