found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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