batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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