He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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