Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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