your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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