He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize