DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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