Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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