The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Boobs are out for the taking
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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