I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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