I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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