Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
try to milk me bitch
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