Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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