I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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