I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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