I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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