Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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