why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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