I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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