Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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