I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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