did you get engaged???
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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