We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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