yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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