Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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