I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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