We're like a lot better than the average bears
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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