I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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